What was I thinking???

For some strange reason I decided to sew Bryson's fishing vest for Halloween this year. Sew. I don't know how to sew. I took one "Sewing 101" class and then thought this would be a good idea?!?! For all of you who knew about this genius idea of mine and didn't enlighten me on the stupidity of it- I expected more from you. Whatever happened to honesty in a relationship? :) This was

D-U-M-B!

So now I am stuck with this pattern:

 And this:

 And this:

Six days before Halloween...